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remeow · 115951 · 7 hours ago

scottlinski:

  • posey got a buzz cut
  • dylan is growing facial hair
  • hoechlin shaved his beard
  • what
  • is
  • happening
remeow · 575 · 7 hours ago
hoqwarts-hbu:

still can’t believe he waved at me c:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

remeow · 123282 · 8 hours ago

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)

remeow · 389035 · 8 hours ago

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

remeow · 451519 · 8 hours ago

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

remeow · 131078 · 8 hours ago

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

remeow · 131258 · 8 hours ago

unfollowfriday:

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

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remeow · 94190 · 8 hours ago

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